GLAM-ma time! That’s right, I completely skipped over the “I’m a Mother” part and just went directly on to being a Glam-ma. How did this happen so fast? Won’t I officially become the youngest (a-hem) Glam-ma ever?
After consulting my trusty Our Bodies, Ourselves book – I now know how this happened but, WOW! How exciting, scary, life changing, mind-blowing, awesome is this going to be??? And I’m not even the parent!
The baby will be arriving soon and, yes, we’re throwing the mommy-to-be a wonderful baby shower and, no, we’re not playing the “the poo-poo diaper” game. If you find yourself attending a future baby shower as well, I pass along a few unique gift items to consider:
Infant Body Suit
with my peeps 
???
I see years of mis-matched ballroom dancing in their future.
Pee-Pee Teepee Surely, I don’t have to explain these.
Madonna’s got nothin’ on this pacifier.
But, we’re having a GIRL!— so only the “cutest of all baby girl things” will I be shopping for:
Too Cute Baby Gifts ///// Etsy
Or I could apply for a home equity loan to “remodel” the kitchen go seriously “cutest of all baby girl things” and get for one of these… or both!
The Diamond Bath Tub //// 3ct Diamond Pacifier
Oh…Glam-ma… you’re such a big talker.
I don’t think that girls should not get diamonds until they are 2 years old ! PR
Times they are a-changin’
HELP!!!!! My sides are aching!!
I do like that body suit, and I’m going to hope someone gets this little girl some things in blue in addition to pink.
Congratulations! I also just became a Glam-ma in the same respect. I have no kids, but my step-daughter gave us a little surprise! It’s always fun to watch people’s faces when I talk about my Granddaughter. She arrived in July. May I suggest etsy.com for the absolute smartest baby announcements? (And for just about everything else homemade that the hipster Glam-ma might need?)
are we twinzies- or what? I love etsy anything!